Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Vital Issues are vital

Today’s Collegian Staff Editorial: Voters should focus on most vital issues. Thank you, Collegian, for taking on this controversial and pressing issue. I was planning on voting for the candidate based on their stances on peripheral and insignificant issues, until you weighed on with your unlimited wisdom.

The stunning conclusion:

Community members heading to the polls this fall should acquaint themselves with the issues most important to their lives and families.
If you have to be told this, please, do not vote. For the good of our democracy. Plus, shouldn’t you be watching reality TV or listening to country music or something? Shoo!


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