Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Elitist Post of the Day

I’ve been reduced to using library computers, surrounded by the babbling proletariat, the pitiful dregs of humanity, reeking, as they do, of cheap cologne and existential desperation.

I can already feel the commoner’s germs invading my body and overpowering my immune system. Maybe I should get my own computer fixed; maybe I shouldn’t blog altogether; or maybe I should just stop licking the monitor. Who can say?

There is one thing that is for, though: a Gary Busey look-alike just gave me a slanted, stroke-victim smile and then walked jauntily away.

Let the library blogging commence.


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