Friday, November 12, 2004

A little conversation (Updated)

Me: Does this surprise anyone? I mean really. How ‘bout a show of hands? You—yeah, you with the raised hand—are you ignorant? Or just stupid. Ignorant or stupid?

Ignorant person: Bushlied. Obviously. I don’t know where I am.

Me: Maybe if you sit still it will come to you.

Ignorant person: It’s not coming to me. It’s really not.

Me: Maybe if you stopped talking.

Ignorant person:

Me: Problem solved.

update: (updates can't talk)

Me: Ah, so that's were I left my notebook... Wha? Your still here?

Ignorant person: *crickets*

Me: Oh yeah. So no luck yet, huh?

Ignorant person: *crickets*

Me: Well, I'm sure it'll come sooner or later. I'm gonna turn of the lights, is that okay?

Ignorant person: *crickets*

Me: Okay, off they go. Wow, that's really dark. Well, um good luck with your whole remembering thing. I'm sure it'll come sooner or later. And if it isn't just dark as hell in here, huh? Well, see you later, dude. Don't touch my stuff. *shuts door*

Ignorant person: *crickets*

Ignorant person: *crickets*

Ignorant person: :-(

Distant Me: I heard that!

Ignorant person: *crickets*


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