Monday, November 01, 2004

Warning, Gorilla on the loose!

The Left's own 1000 pound bedridden hobo has just disgorged a pre-election ham for his supporters. (oops that was the wrong link… here we go, that’s the ticket):

There’s a reason Bush calls Kerry the Number One Liberal in the Senate – THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS THE NUMBER ONE LIBERAL IN THE SENATE! What more do you want? My friends, this is about as good as it gets when voting for the Democrat. We don’t have the #29 Liberal running or the #14 Liberal or even the #2 Liberal – we got #1! When has that ever happened?

Those of us who may be to the left of the #1 liberal Democrat should remember that this year conservative Democrats have had to make a far greater shift in their position to back Kerry than we have. We’re the ones always being asked to make the huge compromises and to always vote holding our noses. No nose holding this time. This #1 liberal is not the tweedledee to Bush’s tweedledum.

Is that man on truth serum, or is it just the usual six bags of Doritos and a keg of strawberry flavored Yoohoo? I'm sure John Kerry is thrilled for your little endorsement here. Propaganda is bad, but bad propaganda is atrocious.

And, after that, Magilla retched a few more times and out popped this little cornish hen:
There he was, OBL, all tan and rested and on videotape (hey, did you get the feeling that he had a bootleg of my movie? Are there DVD players in those caves in Afghanistan?)
Yeah Mikey, I did get that distinct feeling. I think its the same kind of feeling that our first prez, G-dub, must've got when saw ol' Benny Arnold with that shit-eatin' grin on his face playin' cricket with the Brits. Hey Mikey, does it make you proud that an Islamofascist’s rhetoric matches seamlessly with your own? Does it make you proud that a man who wants to see America immolated by the wrath of Allah finds your message useful? Or did you just find yourself a little pissed that it was probably a bootleg copy he had there?

Or does anything even matter to you beyond your own self-aggrandizement and secret stash of double-stuff oreos and slim jims?


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