Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Why bloggers should make political ads, part 3

If I had a time machine, I would use the audio from these scenarios that Chrenkoff mentions and compile them into one political hit piece the likes of which would humble the Dark Lord Rove himself:

... I would vote for George Bush - an election-stealing cokehead with a lay-about wife and alco daughters, whose running mate, a corrupt war profiteer, has a leso daughter he's ashamed of.

(according to respectively: Al Gore's daughter Karenna, Teresa Heinz Kerry's son Chris, Teresa herself (before a retraction), the Deputy Chairman of the DNC Ben Johnson (the sound file here), the Kerry campaign, John Kerry himself, and John Edwards's wife Elizabeth)

Oh, and by the way, all of you who - unlike me can vote in the US elections - and will actually be voting for Bush, have lost your minds and are retarded idiots.

(courtesy of respectively: John Edwards, the Tennessee Democratic Party, and Teresa Heinz Kerry)

But if I did that, would I be part of the "republican smear machine" now wouldn't I?

Negative Campaigning: definition: when a Republican tells the truth about a Democrat.

update: oh, and if I had a time machine I would also kill hitler. kill him dead. fo sho'.

update II: Possibly i should explain the above, for those of you that may be wondering. Although many people don't realize it, Mary Cheney...er...uh... prefers the company of women. There.

update III: she's a lesbian.


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