Thursday, January 13, 2005

Best. Amendment. Ever.

Gah, I'm trying to think of a Constitutional Amendment that should be added to our Bill of Rights for my Con. Law 2 class, but all I've got so far is
Ye olde Ashlee Simpson shall be barred from all future sporting events, except for maybe Soccer. But like, ye, is soccer even considered a sport? I know that for'ners like to watch it, but for'ners also like to watch foreign language films, and those are some boring-ass films. Many also have scabies, or so a webpage told me.

It still missing some "ye's" but I think I have a working version here. And maybe I should capitalize "webpage," make it sound more authoritative? Man, whodathought ConLaw 2 would be so hard?


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