Monday, January 31, 2005

How to get rich in three steps

Step 1: Get opinion column linked by a blog with nearly 180,000 daily hits.

Step 2: ...

Step 3: Profit.

Related, a friend on the American Ethnic Studies email list showed me an email sent to everyone on that list that included my column and referred to me as an "ignoramus." Which really scares me--how did they know I was an ignoramus? Are they spying on me? I ripped out my fillings long ago, natch, but is it possible I had a device implanted in my when I had my appendix removed? I mean, I'm not a doctor, that's possible right? I'm just thinking out loud here; of which, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

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