Thursday, January 13, 2005



A blinking advertisement on another page is offering me $100 if I can correctly answer this question: Did Michael Jackson have plastic surgery?

Now, before you answer "no," I should tell you that the before and after mug shots of a normal looking African American boy cpntrasted with a freakish skull-faced she-man are rather convincing.

I'll just hedge my bets and click the space in between the two answers. I'm going to spend it on gummy worms. The money, I mean. Do you know what $100 worth of gummy worms looks like? Picture $10 worth of gummy worms. Now take that times 10. Glorious, no?


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