Wednesday, May 31, 2006

A couple of metaphors

So, to answer my question, irony is just sarcasm with a top hat, monocle and perfect Queen's English diction.

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Studying for the LSAT right now. The analytical reasoning section is giving me problems. I've tried everything: diagrams, symbolic logic operators, crying, reverse psychology, crying some more, blackmailing, promises of ice cream, seduction, epic quests to attain supernatural knowledge--none of it seems to be working.

The analytical reasoning section is horrible--it's Sudoku's anti-social, purposefully misanthropic brother. Like, yunno, he'd be kinda of a cool, congenial guy if he would just drop the arrogant sciolism and stop giving me wedgies.

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