Thursday, June 15, 2006

Y'know what I hate most about capitalism?

I mean, besides the gratuitous use of bare women flesh to hock male body sprays--sprays which, let's be honest, smell like someone aerosolized a frat boy and mixed in an extra lump of tool, just for kicks.

No, what I really hate about capitalism is those greedy, rich CEO's. So, just because they efficiently fulfill the wants of a large number of consumers they deserve to be able to quit their job and live a life of decadence? Don't click on the link if you have a weak stomach for capitalist excess, or else you'll be spewing historical materialism all over the monitor.

Bill Gates--what a capitalist pig. He's a symbol of everything that's wrong with capitalism. When you get rich, man, it changes you.


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