Monday, July 03, 2006

Blogging tip #44

When bumming for something to write about (no, I don't know why I used the word "bumming" instead of a relevant verb), simply post a random link, and snarky-sarcastic message in all-caps. The random nature of the link will keep the proles thinking that you troll blogs all day long, searching for the perfect link. The all-caps, that's a crutch you can use when you can't come up with an actual joke, or to indicate, in a none to subtle way, that you are ironic and hip. That is, that are IRONIC AND HIP.

So, example:

VOTING IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY.

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