Thursday, July 06, 2006

There's a "North" Korea?

So, apparently Kim Jong Il can’t keep his missile up for over thirty seconds—sounds like a personal problem to me.

Rush played a clip of Madeleine Albright on Larry King where she warned against making fun of Li’l Kim because…I don’t know, she thinks he’s hot? Anyways, it may surprise you to hear that I disagree. In fact, I recommend a steady stream of special ops mockery aimed at Kim “is a girl’s name” Jong Il.

Is this the wisest course of action? I don’t know, but it is the least gay, and that has to count for something. Plus, when they make the movie about this whole NoKo affair, trust me, its gonna be way cooler my way—America standing astride Southeast Asia, dropping yo mamas on NoKo, roasting Kim like a nicely plumped dog, letting extreme famine jokes ripple through the public consciousness.


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